Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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