i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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