i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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