nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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