toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
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