Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Hello my rib-scented angel!
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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