Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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