Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
It's shark week go big or go home
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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