I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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