I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
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