is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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