I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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