it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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