well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
The Olympian is in my bed
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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