Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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