have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
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so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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