were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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