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I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
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