I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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