Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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