Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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