I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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