I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
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