big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
the liver wants what the liver wants
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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