we're chasing vodka with high fives
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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