it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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