I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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