I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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