what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Bring me that man meat
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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