Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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