If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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