the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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