rhymes with "ouble enetration"
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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