What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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