Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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