Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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