hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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