Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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