I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
My vagina just clenched in fear
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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