My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
this hospital has no fireball
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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