he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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