this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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