who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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