it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
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It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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