it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
i believe in u and ur pee
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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