Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I'm just crazy horny about you
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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