"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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