i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I want you more than these girls want KFC
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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