Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
please come you make the beer taste better
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
