he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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