Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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