if one more of _____'s family tells me "you're next" i'm going to shoot myself. Thank god for gin (most protestant phrase ever at the most Jewish wedding ever)
Ask for a julep and start talking about how you much prefer the uncircumsized peen. that should probably stop them.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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