that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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