How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Randomize
