he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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